“I’m not a regular king, I’m a cool king.”
Renly Baratheon, A Clash of Kings (via incorrectgotquotes)
“You wanted smooth sailing and I’ve always been a tsunami.”
10 Word Story by c.r.   (via rebelliousnip)

(Source: seethestarsablaze)

toriamcphuckpants:

I feel like this is what my folks had to deal with when I was 15.

(Source: this-episode)

muscleluvr2:

mew2:

cougarrrrrrrrrrrr69:

100% very real certified doctor

the balls enter the vagina when??????

what do you mean “when”? the entire point of sex is to get the balls in the vagina by whatever means necessary… american sex ed is truly lacking

muscleluvr2:

mew2:

cougarrrrrrrrrrrr69:

100% very real certified doctor

the balls enter the vagina when??????

what do you mean “when”? the entire point of sex is to get the balls in the vagina by whatever means necessary… american sex ed is truly lacking

(Source: cumaddict72)

4.01 // 4.02

(Source: super-f-r-i-e-n-d-s)

elphias-treason:

Look at that grin. She’s so fucking pleased with herself.

elphias-treason:

Look at that grin. She’s so fucking pleased with herself.

vanconcastiel:

angelriv:

askswedishfish:

crying

seems legit…

As a Canadian I can 100% confirm

(Source: subliminalsarcasm)

meanplastic:

me arriving late to school on the first day.

meanplastic:

me arriving late to school on the first day.

"Do you appreciate what police officers go through in a different way now that you've actually played the part?" → "It got to a point where I was getting really emotional around real cops"(X)

(Source: sheoing)

Nathan and Haley: first and lasts- requested by whycantforeverstarttoday

(Source: waltzingwithfire)

(Source: getbusyliving-)

crossinginstyle:

You can tell what season of Once Upon a Time you’re watching just by looking at Josh Dallas.

It’s like he goes from cute boy next door, to teen heartthrob from the 90s, to Superman. 

(Source: kidstark)

paintedmischief:

im so fucking done

(Source: aimemente)

heyfunniest:

lmao

heyfunniest:

lmao

(Source: levindis)

ghostsfacer:

ghostsfacer:

what if people got a new name every birthday

what if the name represented how old you were, like every 11 year old was named Josh

"I had my first kiss when I was Greg"

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